So sometimes I think I can write and sometimes I think not. I'm going to post some old, some new and some stupid blogs, I'm sure, but the majority of my life experiences are extreme, outrageous, bold and sometimes harsh. They can be pissing your pants funny and they can be sob worthy sad, at least I'd like to think so, and if you are not open to new ideas, different opinions, blunt and honest, real and in your face than perhaps you should go to someone else's blogs, not mine.
A few things I've learned in my twenty one years on earth I will endulge to you.
1) Girls fart
2) Girls lie too :)
3) Girls are fragile, it's annoying, so am I
4) Men generally suck but not all of them establish this right away
5) DO NOT PEE in front of the cop station at two AM when you are piss ass drunk
6) Do not hit girls, they have claws, feet, teeth and vicious attributes
7) It's not ok to hit boys either (peace children)
8) Love is really kicking in the third drink, I promise
9)Smoking weed should be legal, I've had to watch my mom suffer, it's not cool how sick she is
and besides, how many people do you know die of skunk driving accidents?
10) I'm a bitch. I'm a lover. I'm a child. I'm a mother. I'm a sinner. I'm a saint. I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell. I'm your dream. I'm nothing in between you know you wouldn't want it any other way. I'm a bitch. I'm a tease. I'm a goddess on my knees. When you hurt. When you suffer. I'm your angel undercover. I've been numb. I'm revived. Can't say I'm not alive. You know I wouldn't want it any other way